We didnt get all our mail at the law firm this morning.  I was standing across the street from the post office next to a lady wearing a bright red hat.  She said:

“The Devil likes blonds the best.  He can put demons in your hair because it is so light coloured.  Blonds have the most trouble with the Devil.”

I went to see my Doc yesterday.  Just a yearly check up along with the girl equivalent of  “turn your head and cough”.  You know, Hi Ho Silver!  I’m lying on the table/bed/thing in her office being prodded (and grateful I went to the bathroom) when she says:

“I cant feel your ovaries.  That’s a good thing”