Dear Stitch and Bitch

Dear Stitch and Bitch,

Why do you have patterns for sweaters knit entirely flat, sleeves and all?  Do you know how much of a pain in the ass all that seaming is?

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One Response to Dear Stitch and Bitch

  1. Rodger says:

    Dear Walter Knitty,

    Don’t you know how to convert to the round yet? Good God. Rodger would be appalled, you know. That sort of thing is just basic knowledge floating around. No, really, even your cat knows how. That’s why she’s such a little snit.

    Anyway. Subtract two stitches, cast on, join being careful not to twist.

    You’re welcome.

    Love,
    A Bitchy Stitch

    P.S. Don’t do the purling on the purl rows, that’ll mess your stuff up.

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